Threebrainhttp://www.threebrain.com
OK, so, like, omigod, this one time I went to a Web site and it was like, "Weeeeee!" "Cause there was this squirrel in a video for a song that went "Weeeee!" and you could download the MP3 for it and there was a remix involving a clown and you know what he said? That's right, he said, "Weeeee!" And it was so incredibly bizarre you couldn't help but watch the damn thing and wonder what the hell was going on in their heads. Oh yeah, I know it was, "Weeeee!" All right, enough of that noise. Threebrain.com did make one of the funniest 1:30 videos I have ever seen, and it was called … well, I think you got the point. Lest you think I would send you to a Web site for only one thing (and I would, but I didn't, not this time anyway), Threebrain has also made two more videos. One is titled "Hypothermia" and proves these guys have a weird obsession with the nut sac, but otherwise it's pretty funny. In a morbid, "Oh My God They Killed Kenny!" kind of way, but still funny. The other "song" (I do use these terms loosely) is "Monkey Salad." I think that one was made simply to let you listen to something as you decide whether to purchase a mouse pad or coffee mug or any of the other wares offered. I got a shirt. (If I'm gonna wander around going, "Weeeee!" for the next week and a half, I want the shirt, dammit.)
—Patrick J. Graney
This article appears in Dec 27, 2001 – Jan 2, 2002.
