Poor Alberto Gonzalez. He can't seem to find a job. What a shocker after the bang-up job he did as Attorney General.
- You win some: Obama signs SCHIP expansion into law.
- You lose some: The stimulus package wrangling continues …
- Jesus Christ Cheney, you just can't stay quiet in your new undisclosed location, can you?
- Eat up: FEMA distributed salmonella-tainted peanut butter in Kentucky and Arkansas.
- Bernie Madoff victim list released. (I'm not on it, how about you?)
- Time magazine jumps on the Christian "fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck" Bale bandwagon.
- Turns out you shouldn't stash 4 tons of weed in a school bus right near the Mexican border.
- And in sports: Duke sucks.
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2009.