“I once dated a guy who brushed his teeth in between giving me oral and us having sex,“ she told me. As a sex and love writer extraordinaire it has become natural for my female gal pals to come to me with their sexual frustrations. I appreciate that, though it does annoy me how little effort my gender puts into pleasing their ladies. Don’t get me wrong, it makes me look like a better lover but hey, I’m am still here to help. Gentlemen, behold the Rabid One’s guide to pleasing your lady.

Whether it’s making love or “lets hope we forget this in the morning sex” men are going to crave getting off. Shock of shocks, I know. Well his dance partner does as well. Boys you need to learn about patience and knowledge.