Our guess is that he might want to go by "Lew" instead of "Scooter" in prison.
Now free to use his rainy-day attorney fund to help Tom Delay.
Jackson takes no responsibility: "It was a contraception malfunction."
No way the movie can be as good as the trailer.
Unqualified. Unknown. Un-nominated.
In: Samuel Alito
Qualified. Conservative. Say goodbye to Roe v. Wade.
Al-Arian offers no defense beyond "Constitutionally protected free speech"
Didn't we repeal the Constitution last year?
Brit royal Camilla Parker-Bowles to visit New Orleans
Nothing takes the sting out of losing everything in a hurricane like a visit from a horse-faced, middle-aged mistress who will one day be queen of England.
Gerard Depardieu to "end acting career"
Didn't Green Card do that for him?
New York Times admits it was slow in correcting its pre-war Iraq WMD stories.
Next up: an investigation into that Watergate thing.
FROM THE PLANET SUGGESTION BOX:
The Chris Simms Edition.
Throw the ball, buddy. Man up and throw the ball.
This article appears in Nov 2-8, 2005.