Who doesn’t love a little pussy lovin’ on a Tuesday night? Right, that’s not what we meant. That’s actually never what we mean. What we mean is this: If you’re the sort of person who can’t watch that damn Iams commercial with the dog getting older or that old Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial (seriously, don’t click on that if you’ve never seen it) still gets you right here, maybe the best way for you spend your Tuesday night is at Hamburger Mary’s Drag Queen Bingo, because this Tuesday night the bingo show (and trust me, it’s a show) benefits Friends of Strays.
What does that mean? It means most of the money you spend there tonight goes to Friends of Strays. See, Hamburger Mary’s does this cool thing here you can bring your nonprofit group in for Drag Queen Bingo. They take a cut of what your group makes — not a lot, just a bit — and you keep the rest. The group who benefits from this supplies prizes and tickets for the 50/50 raffle.
Yeah, didn’t we mention? On top of 10 rounds of Bingo, each Draq Queen Bingo sesh has a 50/50 raffle. As for tonight’s games? Well, consider this: It’s Drag Queen Bingo, which means there’s probably going to be a ton of pussy jokes and innuendo. And if you don’t go, you’ll miss it all.
P.S. — In our experience, it’s best to call for a reservation; these almost always sell out.
This article appears in Apr 19-26, 2018.
