A 49-year-old Tampa man was seen in an Albuquerque courtroom yesterday to answer to charges that he groped a woman seated in front of him on a Southwest Airlines flight from Houston to New Mexico.
According to an ABC Action News story, when questioned about why he touched the woman in a way that made her first complain and then change seats, the man explained that "the President of the United States says it's OK to grab women by their private parts." No word on whether alcohol was a factor, but saying something like that is usually a pretty good indicator that you're buzzed enough to think you're being a smartass when you're actually being a gross dumbass cretin.
He has been charged with abusive sexual contact.
Also, you know it's never OK, right? Right. Because you're not a gross dumbass cretin.
This article appears in Oct 18-25, 2018.