Weather Channel lays off staff
Now there's no money to be made in rain and tornadoes?

Hillary as secretary of state
Yeah, change, that's the ticket.

Freddie, Fannie suspend foreclosures for holidays
Homeowners can use the reprieve time to die and decrease the surplus mortgage population.

Attorney General Mukasey collapses onstage in D.C.
The Bush administration collapses offstage in D.C.

Somali pirates
Military struggles to stop them, Hollywood struggles to sign them.

Twilight
Teens sucking on each other and Seth Rogen isn't in the flick?

BayWalk facing foreclosure
We wonder if that property is big enough for a new Major League ballpark.