MADMAN WITH A NUKE
No, not you Kim. No, not Mahmoud, either. Yes, you, Dubya.
NIP/TUCK/BURN
We accidentally watched Julian McMahon make love to Rosie O'Donnell on F/X. Does anyone have some industrial-strength eye wash?
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF NERD
Star Trek auction nets an astounding $7.1 million. We got outbid for Spock's brain.
RUSSIAN JOURNALISM
Another Putin critic is assassinated. George calls Vladimir, asks him how he does it.
AMERICAN JOURNALISM
Police stop John Mark Karr and two ABC producers in a limo after the perv jumps out to eyeball the Catholic school where he once worked.
GRADKOWSKI
Proves that you can play well at QB with a spleen.
BUCS DEFENSE
The end of an era.
CBGB CLOSES ITS DOORS
Is there a band working today worthy of playing there anyway?
SOUTH DAKOTA ABORTION BAN VOTE
Mississippi, Florida reportedly enraged over falling behind South Dakota on the "Most Backward State" list.
YANKEES COLLAPSE
Boo-freakin'-hoo.
—Compiled by Creative Loafing staff.
This article appears in Oct 11-17, 2006.
