See you in the men’s room!
- Meet Senator Larry Craig: Idaho’s #1 congressional bathroom horndog and a co-chair of the Mitt Romney for President campaign. Why can’t these anti-gay Republicans just can’t keep their hands off the cock?
- The head of the National Counterterrorism Center reassures the public with positive statements like: “We have very strong indicators that Al Qaeda is planning to attack the West and is likely to [try to] attack, and we are pretty sure about that.” and “We are going to get hit again.”
- Is the U.S. prepping for a massive attack on Iran? Take a guess â¦
- Consumer confidence takes a baseball bat to the temple in August.
- Researchers in Seattle report that the anti-cholesterol “statin” drugs also work to hold off the onset of Alzheimer’s disease.
- The world really likes Barack Obama.
- Just when you started to separate your Blu-ray from your HD-DVD, along comes something called Tera-discs. “Tera” is loosely translated as “fucking gigantic!”
- Every one can calm down: That stolen parrot that thinks it’s a dog that I mentioned yesterday has been returned to its rightful owner ⦠and can now be yours for the bargain price of $1899!
This article appears in Aug 22-28, 2007.
