*The Duggars are expecting their 19th child. If you do not know who they are, I want you to imagine Jon and Kate + 8 – The Douche + 11 x a whole lot of morals and a stance against birth control. Got it? Good. In all seriousness though, that woman's uterus should be removed and ceremoniously burned. No one should have that many kids, not Albert Einstein, not Stephen Hawking, not Mother Teresa and most definitely not anyone named Jim Bob.**
*Disney acquired Marvel comics this week. In a related story, Spiderman will now don a pair of 4-fingered white gloves.
*One of the best and most totally realistic medical dramas of all time is returning this fall and apparently Christina and Dr. McArmy (aka Owen) are going to work things out. Am I the only one who ISN'T stoked for this pairing?! If we have learned anything from this show, and we have learned a lot, it is that people who fall in love with main characters go crazy, die or get removed from the cast for being homophobic. Christina cannot handle that type of heartache and frankly, neither can I.
This article appears in Sep 2-8, 2009.