Slap me silly and call me Norton, but I just don’t get the “outrage” over Obama speaking to a bunch of schoolchildren. This was front-page news in my local paper this morning — top of the fold!

First, let me say, mine is not an “Obama-loving” household. I’ve brainwashed my 5-year-old daughter into making comments like “No-bama,” when she gets a glimpse of him on TV and she’ll ask, “Why is Obama mortgaging our future, daddy?”