After years of dating and love affairs, I've realized that men fall into 2 categories. The kind that treat a woman like she has a "Kryptonite Pussy" and the kind that treat a woman like she has a "Crack Pussy." I came to this understanding one morning when I walked into the office and proudly announced that my Pussy is Crack!! My boss choked on air. My female coworkers seemed less surprised by my declaration.
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This article appears in Jul 8-14, 2009.