Worst idea ever: The Human Sexipede

Yep, they went there. The porno gods have squeezed stag films out of every pop icon from Lindsay Lohan to Lucille Ball, Avatar to Happy Days; but The Human Sexipede is the first to shock me.

It takes titanium balls – not to mention seriously questionable judgment – to turn The Human Centipede, a gross-out horror flick about a mad scientist who connects three people via their gastrointestinal tracts, into something that will give you a boner.

Tom Byron Pictures and writer/director Lee Roy Myers took on this task. As a parody 'ought to be, the movie is actually kind of funny, which is good, as I imagine anyone who decides to watch The Human Sexipede is doing so more out of curiosity than a desire to jack-off.

So how the hell did they make this gag-inducing tale into an excuse for people to