One of the more popular features in each Weekly Planet is the Short List, a random series of observations about our world today. Now, we'd like you to join in the fun and write your own Short List item. Post it below as a comment and we'll take the best entry worthy of publication and put it into the following week's print version of Short List (thus making less work for us to do; a real win-win situation).
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CALL 911
DUBAI PORTS WORLD
Now that we ran the Arabs out, we must return our ports to the only Americans who can operate them properly — the Mob.
AYE CARRABBA'S!
County Commissioner Brian Blair claims a fall at the Italian eatery
ended his wrestling career. So what restaurant would end his political
career? (Our treat.)
THE SOPRANOS
Worth the wait. Every minute of it.
ECSTASY CAUSES DEPRESSION IN PIGS
Doesn't do much for good-looking people, either.
This article appears in Mar 15-21, 2006.