Rumor has it that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are headed for splitsville. Good for him. I can think of quite a few reasons why the British film director should leave the fading pop star. Here are 10. (Yes, folks, it's a slow news morning.)
Top 10 Reasons Why Guy Ritchie Should Leave Madonna
1. She's starting to look like Skeletor.
2. She got A-Rod'ed.
3. She once got balled by Vanilla Ice.
4. Ritchie's only solid film, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, was conceived pre-Madonna.
5. Her latest album, Hard Candy, sucks.
This article appears in Oct 15-21, 2008.