Tiger's apology — Elin didn't hit him, please try to believe in him again, Buddhism will get him through, etc, etc — didn't sit well with Gloria Allred, attorney for his alleged porn-star girlfriend Joslyn James (real name Veronika Siwik-Daniels). Immediately after the golf champ's first public statement about his extra-marital flinging, Allred (who seems to have become the go-to lawyer for all of Tiger's alleged mistresses) brought Swik-Daniels on TV to slap Tiger around for not apologizing to her client.

"This former porn star," said Allred, "is also a human being."