Their hard-won sculpted physiques, cartoonishly muscular calves and nylon peek-a-boo shorts are just a few of the ocular treats to be enjoyed at each game of the yellow and green babe squad. Corner kick? Offsides? Sorry, we were distracted by midfielder Marcelo Saragosa doing stretches. Crappy season, fired coach — who cares? We’re still treated to some of the snazziest choreography south of the Straz and the area’s best grass-kicking athletes, ogled by hetero females and gay males alike (and anyone who simply appreciates the human form).
This article appears in Best of The Bay 2015.
