You guys remember the before time, right? You know, before a worldwide pandemic made trips to the grocery store a life or death gamble? They were simpler times, and we took a lot of it for granted. Rather than focusing on the negatives during these strange, taxing times, we prefer to look forward to all the things well return to after this pandemic is over. Here are a few things we really, truly miss.
Daily commutes while listening to WUSF
Trips over the Howard Frankland Bridge are way more enjoyable when youve got public radio coming through your speakers. You cant even blame traffic for showing up late to work anymore, youll have a tough time selling the idea that there was a traffic jam between your bedroom and your home workspace.
Photo via WUSF Public Media/FacebookSeeing influencers hover around food at Armature Works
Back before social distancing, social influencers loved to photograph their trendy food from Armature Works. Phone eats first doesnt really have the same effect when youre eating pesto-covered Barilla for the third time this week.
Photo via Armature Works/InstagramYelling about the Rays stadium fiasco
For a while, it looked like the Tampa Bay Rays would be playing half of their home games in Montreal. Now, it looks like it might be best used as COVID-19 clinic. Whatever the team ends up doing, lets just hope it doesnt involve screwing over the entire African American community, again.
Photo via Tropicana Field/FacebookEveryone being irrationally mad at e-scooters
For a while, there wasnt a day that passed where someone wasnt complaining about e-scooters, theres just something about an electric skateboard with handles that drives people nuts. Now, we honestly kind of miss that irrational yelling.
Photo via JUMP/FacebookTaking a cruise and only worrying about diarrhea
Youd think that being out on the open ocean, where Taco Bell cant find you, would keep you safe from the runs. But a Princess Cruises ship, the Caribbean Princess, was recently forced to turn around after an outbreak of vomiting and diarrhea-inducing norovirus spread amongst the crew and passengers. When various viruses arent going around, you should also be weary of Montezuma’s revenge.
Photo via Princess Cruises/FacebookWorrying about rising rents, rather than worrying about just not paying rent
A recent report from apartment search website RentCate found nearly half of Tampa residents are now renters. The study, which was published in December 2019, also found that renters are now paying roughly 60% more than they did in 2010, while the size of their apartments have shrinked. Those renters are also more likely to have a longer commute now, since more people are opting for the cheaper suburban areas than the urban spots.
Photo via City of Tampa/FacebookComplaining about the Tampa Bay Vipers, even though we love them
The Fang Gang has everything; loyal fans, Quinton Flowers quarterback drama and nifty merch. Itd just be nice if the Vipers somehow make a comeback after all this.
Photo via Tampa Bay Vipers/FacebookWaiting for the new Bake n Babes Freak Shake
Yeah, quarantine snacks are cool. But being extra and ordering an over-the-top milkshake with sparklers was so much cooler.
Photo via Bake’n Babes/InstagramHolding down a table like a psycho for your friends at Sparkman Wharf
When there wasnt a pandemic going on, the outdoor food park used to be slammed. So you can imagine what it was like trying to find a spot to sit. Now were left to just keeping our cats off our keyboards.
Photo via Sparkman Wharf/InstagramFighting for a seat on the Busch Gardens parking lot tram
If youve been in the Tampa Bay area for a while, theres a pretty good chance that youve made the mistake of going to Busch Gardens during the summer. Before you even get to wait in line for overpriced junk food or to hop on a rollercoaster, you must face a scorching sea of asphalt parking spaces, followed by a crowded ride on the parking lot tram. Still, if this whole pandemic thing is over by summer vacation, you know that ride to the Garden gates is gonna be lit.
Photo via Busch Gardens/FacebookCaladesi State Park, well all the state parks for that matter
Dont get me wrong, three-mile loops around the neighborhood help keep away cabin fever, but opossums and empty storefronts at 2 a.m. arent nearly as pretty as the Sunshine States natural beauty. I guess now is as good a time as any to shake things up and go camping in your backyardyou might even see a squirrel!
Photo via St. Petersburg/Clearwater Area Convention & Visitors Bureau/Visit Floridas websiteThe Salvador Dalí Museum
Its a little ironic that we arent able to visit the surrealist museum during such a surreal time. Although there are virtual options to satisfy you quarantined art lovers, we simply cant wait to take surrealistic-selfies again in the museums garden.
Photo via James Bennett IIIGoing to the Dog Bar, or taking your dog to any dog-friendly spots
Dog Bar, a cross between an off-leash dog park and full service bar, even has a Wooferee during the bars peak hours to keep your pooch safe while you sip some local craft brews. But, if bars arent really your thing, St. Pete also has dog-friendly banks, dry cleaners and restaurants. Make sure you treat your furry friends to a trip around the town when all this is over.
Photo via Google MapsBrewer-hopping in Dunedin
The Dunedin Craft Beer Tour, which is led by Tampa Bay Food Tours, takes groups on a three-hour stroll to become better acquainted with their local breweries. The $65 fee includes tastings at each bar. Luckly, if youve already had the opportunity to find a beer you like, most of the breweries are still serving to-go orders.
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Dunedin House of Beer/Google MapsLetting your toddler run around like a maniac at Green Bench
In the olden days, you didnt have to worry about your nasty kid getting infected with coronavirus from other nasty kids; you just sort of put up with them coughing directly on every surface because there wasnt a pandemic going on. So, naturally, you could relax at Green Benchs biergarten and sip on local brews, like Sunshine City IPAs and Postcard Pilsners, while your toddler ran around on the astroturf.
Photo via Green Bench Brewing Co./FacebookWatching a new Tex-Mex spot sprout up in South Tampa every five minutes
In the olden days, we had to face lifes most essential question every week: Where to go for Taco Tuesday? It seems like finding the answer got more difficult every week. Thankfully, many of these spots are still offering takeout or delivery.
Photo via GUAC tequila and tacos/FacebookHiking at Lettuce Lake (miss those gators)
All Hillsborough County Conservation Parks are closed until further notice. Lettuce Lake is, unfortunately, among the 19 closed parks, so it might be a while until you can see those chunky gators in person.
Photo via Colin WolfThe Lightning
Earlier this month, the Tampa Bay Lightning and the National Hockey League did the responsible thing by putting the 2019-2020 season on hold. The team has been streaming simulated matches on Twitch to hold us over, but the virtual games dont come close to real life.
Photo via Tampa Bay Lightning/FacebookMacDinton’s for $1 beers
Legend has it, cheap beers magically turn you into an excellent singer. Back in the before times, MacDinton’s offered $1 Miller Lights on Thursdays and $1 Bud Lights on Saturdays alongside karaoke. Sure, you mightve had to put up with the rowdiest and most tone-deaf rendition of Sweet Caroline to get your cheap brew, but you didnt mind belting the songs chorus with everyone else in the bar.
Photo via Google MapsNew murals popping up everywhere almost daily
Although new murals are mostly hyped up during events like the SHINE Mural Festival, there isnt really a wrong time for new ones to be painted. With hundreds of colorful, contemplative or curiously abstract murals scattered across the bay, we miss seeing the artsy walls of our favorite local businesses every day. Well just have to settle for virtual mural tours for now.
Photo via St. Petersburg Arts Alliances websitePier 60
The smell of the ocean and the sound of waves crashing against the shore were simple pleasures during the before time. Sunsets at the 1,080-foot fishing pier just hit different.
Photo via Pier 60/InstagramThe long ass line at King State when church gets out on Sunday
Some coffee could do you good after a lengthy sermon from the Books of Kings, and where better to get that bean juice than King State? But, since most congregations get out around 11 a.m., the local coffee roaster and beer brewer has a tendency to get flooded as folks leave church. At least you can still place pick-up orders online.
Photo via King State/FacebookThe self-serve beer cooler at Cappys
That cooler makes the pizza joint feel like youre right at home. Remember when feeling like youre right at home was a good thing? God, Id love to feel right at home anywhere other than my house right now. My roommate says keeping a cooler full of PBR next to my bed doesnt stimulate the local economy or make my microwaved pizarolls any less depressing. I should probably just call in a curbside pickup order from the real pizzeria, huh?
Photo via Cappy’s Pizzeria St. Petersburg/FacebookGoing to the beach, literary any beach
The sand and sunshine are integral parts of Florida livin. On the bright side, closed beaches keep dumb spring breakers away.
Photo via City of St. Pete Beach, Florida/FacebookPeople being concerned about Publix political donations
When the Lakeland-based grocery chain isnt donating to a self-proclaimed NRA sellout or trying to prevent the legalization of marijuana, theyre funding the right-wing trade group Florida Retail Federation lobby against a citys ability to raise minimum wage or ban plastic bags. For now, youll simply have to focus your concerns on the paranoia-inducing fact that the grocery chain isnt letting their employees protect themselves from the virus by wearing gloves or facemasks.
Photo via Google Maps