In search of the worst film of all time, The 3 Guys tackled another in a long line of horrid cinematic offenders: Monster in the Closet. Join The Hopp, Rabid Nick Refer and Jimbo on a craptastic journey to a world where that sweater you got from your mom for Christmas isn’t the scariest thing in your closet.
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The Hopp: Monster in the Closet is a spoof of horror/monster films. Not surprisingly, the movie is about a monster that lives in people’s closets in a small San Francisco suburb. It terrorizes a community, including Gilligan's Island reject The Professor (played by a young Paul Walker), a “mild mannered” reporter named Dick, and a scientist lady named Dianne. I don't know, there could have been some deeper message or theme in this film, but I drank too much rum during the screening to know for sure.
This article appears in Feb 17-23, 2010.