- Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway are looking sexy, and by "sexy" I mean naked, on the cover of Entertainment Weekly to promote their new movie Love and Other Drugs. I know this is totally an advertising ploy to get me to see this movie and I also know that I am totally going to do so on Thanksgiving night. If anyone else is interested, please let me know. 'K-thanks.
- At first I saw this headline "Heidi Montag's Mom Charging $5,000 For Appearances" and was all like "Pssssh, that's insane! I cannot believe these people?!" Then I did something rare, I read the full article (because it's early on in my weekly recap and also because Kid Rock is on TV and I hate him so I need a distraction) and realized that Heidi's poor mom is literally that, poor. They have had to close down the family restaurant and this is how she is getting by these days. So um, does anyone want to book Heidi's mom to speak on body image? She needs the money, for reals.
- My most favorite thing in the whole world is 30 Rock and the god have blessed me with a way to bring it to my life when I don't have a TV, the 30 Rock Original Soundtrack!!!! I cannot wait to rock* out to this yacht rock** classic by Christopher Cross on my drives home. P.S. This would be the perfect Christmas gift. Hint hint to a boy who might be looking for a gift for a blonde girl with glasses who loves 30 Rock and also loves Christmas gifts. Just saying, it would be a good stocking stuffer for someone like that, if you know anyone who fits that description.
- Dude … Courtney Love's ass is getting huge.
- Music News: Things got weird in the past seven days. Susan Boyle beat out Taylor Swift for the number one album last week, Bruce Springsteen covered Willow Smith on Late Night while Jimmy Fallon joined him as Neil Young, and John Mayer has a beard. What is happening?!
After the jump, Katy Perry's boobs are too big for the troops, Wisconsin is so lame, Vin and Ryan battle it out for sexiest and more…
This article appears in Nov 18-24, 2010.