- The cure for Bieber-Fever has been found. It's made of rubber and has moving parts. Ok, get your mind out of the gutter... it's a doll! Dirty.
- Looks like Rihanna is one of those friends with you just can't trust. She throws Katy Perry a bachelorette party and then calls her albums "generic." She dared to group Katy in with that unsuccessful bore of a pop-star, Lady Gaga (insert "yawn" here). Beotch.
- Would you pay $10,000 for a picture of Lindsay Lohan? She seems to think that is what it's worth. She will be lucky to get $10,000 to do an entire film.
- The octo-mom had a garage sale this weekend and everyone is focused on the fact that she was selling used undies. The real prize in this white trash estate sale though, is the "red bra with gummi bear stains." I sincerely hope that she was just sitting in her bed, surrounded by her flock of babies, wearing a sexy red bra and chowing down on so many gummi bears that some stuck to her bra, she didn't notice and those cute little gooey guys were on there long enough to actually cause a stain. Actually, I do not hope that but it is the only explanation.