AltDotPop: Bret Michaels the homewrecker, Charlie Sheen's bad night, David Cassidy's DUI and the dangers of Slut-O-Ween



  • Charlie Sheen is shocked that people are a bit bent out of shape about that one night recently where he kinda sorta forced a woman into the closet. Dude claims it was just a "bad night." I can't even tell you how insane this is, you have ears and eyes, well you at least have eyes if you are reading this so you know that a cocaine-fueled frenzy that forces a porn star into a hotel closet, dialing 911, is not just a bad night. I want to see Charlie's worst night ever, but then again I figure it's a lot like a Saw movie.


  • Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, two people that no one really cares about yet somehow they remain in the news, are engaged. The excitement is basically overwhelming. Woo. Hoo.


  • Florida doesn't have enough problems, with the recent election, alligators in doorsteps, lightning strikes and snakes in the sewers, we are basically the most dangerous state in the USA (just behind Alaska and only because they have an unhealthy respect for Sarah Palin). Now, we have to deal with David Cassidy's drunk ass driving around on the turnpike?! I learned how to evade a gator around the same time I learned how to stop, drop and roll, but I did not learn how to evade a swerving member of the Partridge Family.



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  • I go to New York for one week, don't bring my laptop and suddenly the pop culture world is abuzz with the biggest affair-news since Tiger and Elin. Bret Michaels finally found his "rock of love" and her name is Tish Cyrus, better known as Miley's mom and Billy Ray's wife. Welp, I guess every rose does have its thorn.
  • Speaking of Miss Miley Cyrus, she was caught drinking a Corona in a bar in Madrid this week-ish, a year shy of the legal drinking age in Spain, but hey it's NBD. Other Disney stars (ahem, Demi Lovato) are beating up backup dancers, entering rehab and basically becoming mini-Lohans.
  • Jon Gosselin and that girl he is dating have filed a formal complaint about the way they were treated at a Taco Bell drive-thru. Seriously? You can do that? I would like to file a formal complaint for the way I have been treated every single time I have ever gone through a Taco Bell drive-thru. They always put tomatoes on my Nachos Bell Grande even though I ask for no tomatoes. The staff doesn't seem to take pride in their taco-making and they never give out the appropriate amount of sauce. Also, Sierra Mist is terrible, why is Taco Bell still serving it? I would like an apology, Taco Bell.

After the jump, Charlie's bad day, engagements that don't matter, Paris puts Native Americans to shame and more...

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