“Dear Dream Momma, I’m new to Tampa and was told to e-mail you by my new boyfriend, who loves Creative Loafing. This dream really upset me so I hope you can help. I’ve had this dream three times and in I keep finding large scorpions and hairy spiders in my new apartment. It’s gotten so I don’t want to go to bed anymore. Please help me.”
This article appears in Dec 16-22, 2010.