On Sunday night the anticipated Miss Universe aired live for the entire world to see from the Bahamas. As with any other big live event there are always guest performances some better than others. Apparently, the reality show celebrity from The Hills, Heidi Montag decided to try and become a singer/performer. The performance was such a disaster that most Americans probably felt second hand embarrassment and wishing for Britney’s return.
Heidi performed a song from her debut album “Unleashed” which was released in July along with her wannabe singing career. She decided to wear a horrible non-flattering sequenced loose pants and flats. The wardrobe selection seemed to be a knockout version of Britney’s 2000 VMA performance wardrobe.
Heidi’s dancing may have been even worse than her wardrobe selection. She did not have any rhythm and lacked enthusiasm; the choreography was very basic and did not have any memorable moments. Watching her dance was like watching an infant attempt to have body coordination. Finally, the song was repetitive and had so much distortion in a mild attempt to mask Heidi’s inability to sing.
This article appears in Aug 19-25, 2009.