Apparently, during the game, as the Staples Center kiss-cam panned through the star-laden crowd, the cameraman found Dustin Hoffman sitting next to Jason Bateman.
And they kissed.
Needless to say, the online gossip publications had a field day with this one. “Dustin Hoffman Swaps Spit with Jason Bateman at NBA Finals!” “Lakers Kiss-cam Exposes Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman!” So I thought to myself, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
Are these two actually lovers? Did “Tootsie” end up getting the best of Hoffman? Were they researching for their roles in “Brokeback Two: Cougar Division?”
I’ll let you decide, sports fans, with yet another seedy caption contest. Have at it. Winning entry will receive a wet one from one of the two major motion picture stars featured below.
Pucker up!
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