Chris Brown avoids getting slimed

In what is probably a wise move on his part, accused Rihanna-beater Chris Brown has opted to take himself out of the running for the Kids' Choice Awards. Since the festivities at the KCAs often involve dumping large amounts of greenish slime onto participants, Brown probably figured he'd be a prime target.

Anyway, it'd be redundant: He's pretty much estabilshed himself as grade-A slime already. Read the whole story of his decision here.

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