Dirty Talk: Infamous Quotes on Sex and Love

An expanding list of funny, irreverent, truthful, and memorable quotes on sex, love, and everything in between.

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Lynn Lavner: “The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”

D. H. Lawrence: “I am sure no other civilization, not even the Romans, has showed such a vast proportion of ignominious and degraded nudity, and ugly, squalid dirty sex. Because no other civilization has driven sex into the underworld, and nudity to the water closet."

Robert Lawrence: "The body is designed for pleasure before it is designed for reproduction"

Fran Lebowitz: “If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.”

Bruce Lee: "Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable."

Hedy Lemarr: “I have never liked bargains when it came to sex.”

Anne Lamott: “I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about."

R.D. Laing: “Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”

Kathy Lette: “When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'"

C. S. Lewis: "Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives."

Sophia Loren: “Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.”

Victor Lownes: “A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.”

Brandon Lyon: “Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still kind of good.”

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