Dirty Talk: Infamous Quotes on Sex and Love

An expanding list of funny, irreverent, truthful, and memorable quotes on sex, love, and everything in between.

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Madonna: “I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move.”

Bill Maher: “The cable sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.”

Bill Maher: “Abstinence is a perversion.”

Marilyn Monroe: “Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.”

Marilyn Monroe: “It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”

Marilyn Monroe: “We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”

Bernard Manning: “I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.”

Gabriel Garcí a Márquez: “Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love.”

Steve Martin: “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

Steve Martin: “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

Groucho Marx: “Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”

Karl Marx: “Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.”

Francis Maude: “It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain.”

W. Somerset Maugham: “My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.”

W. Somerset Maugham: “Mrs. MacAndrew shared the common opinion of her sex that a man is always a brute to leave a woman who is attached to him, but that a woman is much to blame if he does.”

Anthony McDonald: “Sex was like the wooden horse of Troy, he decided. How uncomplicated a gift it seemed at first, but once you had let it through the gate how many unexpected dangers might be found to have stowed themselves away inside.”

Ian McEwan: “Sex is a different medium, refracting time and sense, a biological hyperspace as remote from conscious existence as dreams, or as water is from air.”

Jay McInerney: “I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.”

H. L. Mencken: "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

H. L. Mencken: "Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."

Thomas Merton: "Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another."

Henry Miller: “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...The other eight are unimportant.”

Henry Miller: “To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle.”

Henry Miller: "The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love."

Henry Miller: “What holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is sexual intercourse.”

A. A. Milne: "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."

Howard Mittelmark: “Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess.”

Mokokoma Mokhonoana: “To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true colours, tell her that you don’t plan on marrying her.”

Mokokoma Mokhonoana: “A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.”

Mokokoma Mokhonoana: “When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.”

Mokokoma Mokhonoana: “Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.”

Mokokoma Mokhonoana: “To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.”

Hank Moody: “A morning or awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness”

Hank Moody: “The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”

M.F. Moonzajer: “The problem with our feelings is we don’t understand whether we are in love or we wanted to have sex.”

Alan Moore: “Sexually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilization and the rest, while sexually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.”

George Edward Moore: "Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough."

Malcolm Muggeridge: “The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.”

Max Muller: "A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love."

Haruki Murakami: "Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you.”

Haruki Murakami: “I wasn't in love with her. And she didn't love me. For me the question of love was irrelevant. What I sought was the sense of being tossed about by some raging, savage force, in the midst of which lay something absolutely crucial. I had no idea what that was. But I wanted to thrust my hand right inside her body and touch it, whatever it was.”

Inga Muscio: “Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.”

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