Dirty Talk: Infamous Quotes on Sex and Love

An expanding list of funny, irreverent, truthful, and memorable quotes on sex, love, and everything in between.

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John Waters: “I thank God I was raised Catholic so sex will always be dirty”

John Waters: “Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.”

Faye Wattleton: “Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.”

Jennifer Weiner: “The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.”

Orson Welles: "We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."

Mae West: “Sex is an emotion in motion.”

Mae West: ”Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

Mae West: “If Kinsey is right, I have only done what comes naturally, what the average American does secretly, drenching himself in guilt fixations and phobias because of his sense of sinning. I have never felt myself a sinner or committed what I would call a sin.”

Mae West: “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.”

Oscar Wilde: “I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses."

Oscar Wilde: "Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead."

Oscar Wilde: "To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."

Oscar Wilde: "Who, being loved, is poor?"

Oscar Wilde: “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

Robin Williams: “The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

Robin Williams: “Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: "Love does not dominate; it cultivates."

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