Dirty Talk: Infamous Quotes on Sex and Love

An expanding list of funny, irreverent, truthful, and memorable quotes on sex, love, and everything in between.

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Jonathan Haidt: “Sports is to war as pornography is to sex.”

Butch Hancock: “Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.”

Megan Hart: “A woman's orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependant as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.”

Hugh Hefner: “The major civilizing force in the world is not religion. It is sex.”

Robert Heinlein: “Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”

Audrey Hepburn: "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."

Audrey Hepburn: "I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it."

Ruth Herschberger: “In the symphony of love, the lost chord is a small organ lying somewhat north of the vagina.”

Hermann Hesse: “So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused.”

Peter Høeg: “When you're young, you think that sex is the culmination of intimacy. Later you discover that it's barely the beginning.”

Roberto Hogue: “Kiss someone like kissing is the only way you have to communicate. There is no conversation. There is no sex. There are only two sets of lips that are ravenous to be recognized and treasured.”

Roberto Hogue: “Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies.”

J. Edgar Hoover: “I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.”

Bob Hope: “Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.”

Arthur Hoppe: “We all worry about the population explosion but we don't worry about it at the right time.”

Sebastian Horsley: “I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator.”

Victor Hugo: “God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool”

Zora Neale Hurston: "Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place."

Aldous Huxley: “Chastity, the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.”

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