Dress up your dick pic with a new app (video)

Send your dick to the moon or outfit him in a power suit

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Women are tired of having their phones bombarded with tasteless dick pics that have bad lighting, the same tired poses, and uninspired backgrounds. Rockthatcock.org created an imaginary smartphone app that allows you to add some romance to your vulgar penis pics. The photoshopping options are only limited by your imagination. You can send your dick to the moon, dress him up as a religious figure, give him some sexy tattoos, position him as the crown piece on a majestic unicorn. If only this app were real, guys would finally have a great excuse to send dick pics, and women might actually want to receive them.

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