Get ready to fist-pump! Jersey Shore's "The Situation" is at The Venue for The Spring Break Tropical Bikini Contest this weekend

I thought his 15 minutes had passed but I was clearly wrong. How could they have? With those abs and a name like "The Situation" he is totally here to stay. Luckily, he has found time in his busy schedule of tanning, lifting and sexing to pay a visit to Tampa Bay. That's right, Jersey Shore fans (aka EVERYONE), Mike, "The Situation" will be at The Venue in Clearwater this Saturday night, March 13 for the Spring Break Tropical Bikini Contest. Ladies, please refrain from throwing your panties and bumpits until the end of this event posting, thank you.

Just in case you are in the less than .1 percent of America that doesn't want to experience all that "The Situation" has to offer up close and personal, there is another reason to come out to The Venue: The bikini contest is awarding more than $1,000 in cash and prizes!!! O.M.G. I could buy like so much tanning oil with that, it's ridic.

See you Saturday night at The Venue, where hopefully no ceilings will be collapsing.

9 p.m. Sat., March 13, The Venue, 2675 Ulmerton Road, Clearwater, $10 general admission, $20 VIP, sunsettampa.com.

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