Gossip Girl recap: new stars, new romance, new gossip

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Met step breakfasts, and headbands, Little J! But she better watch out; going behind Blair's back and to attend a premiere party with Chuck Bass -- that could be trouble even if it was Chuck's idea. I always say never trust a guy who tried to rape you on the roof, but I guess not everyone has my high, upstanding moral compass.

We all know Serena van der Woodsen definitely does not have a due north moral compass, but this week she at least attempted to get a job in the real world....so she ended up as a publicists assistant, how Upper East Side. She, of course, got fired I mean, no van der Woodsen woman is supposed to actually get a job. She should go to college to get her first ridiculously rich husband to then divorce two years later. This year should be interesting for Serena; I mean, a girl without a path trying to find herself always causes trouble.

Serena may be causing trouble, but Blair and Chuck...not so much. Where did all the sex go? That's all I want to know. Just because they are in a relationship, they don't have sex anymore? This is NOT okay, although I am totally loving their adorable love story right now....a little limo sex goes along way!

The queen of using sex to get what she wants, Georgina is planning something that is about to blow up. What is she doing in Boston with Scott? Are they now having sex? Does Scott know that Georgina knows his secret? Are they in it together? There is a whole new web of secrets brewing in Boston, and I think it will blow up next week at the Rufus and Lily wedding, because who doesn't love to ruin a good wedding by announcing a love child is in the audience. Until next week...

You know you love me,

Gossip Girl

"If you ask me, we go to the movies because we want to see fairy tales. A sleeping queen woken by her true love's kiss; a princess who puts aside her jewels to make her way in the world; lovers torn apart being brought back together. But life isn't a fairy tale and happy endings are few and far between. In life, the young queen becomes a tyrant and takes her subjects to war, so that's why we need movies to remind us that, despite it all, love can still spring in the most unlikely of places and that sometimes even fairy tales can come true."

-xoxo gossip girl

Gossip Girl went Hollywood this week, with brand new guest stars, a Hollywood premiere, and obviously lots of gossip.

Dan is definitely no longer lonely boy; this week he started a new romance with Hilary Duff/Kate/Olivia (pictured). Whatever her name is, she is some kind of movie star trying to be normal and go to college. Haven't we heard this story before? I know she has some skeletons in her closet and I will patiently wait for them to come out. Until then, she and Dan can have their boring romance.

Constance started school today, and Little J might actually come up to the standard of a Blair Waldorf queen — although no one could ever be Blair Waldorf, I think she did a good job choosing her successor. Bring on the nairtinis,

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