Hey kids, I apologize for my absence last week-ish. I know you probably clicked on CLTampa.com every four minutes for the past seven days, eagerly awaiting my latest ramblings and yet, there were no hilarious ramblings to be found. I hope I haven't let you down; I want to assure you that celebrities are still around and I am back, bringing you all the most important news. Get comfy, we have a few topics to cover.
- Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl was arrested for marijuana possession. Takes the sexiest mugshots anyone has ever taken in the history of mugshots. Like ever... for real, ever. Like, I want to marry a criminal kind of sexy.
- The late Brittany Murphy's late husband, Simon Monjack, has two secret kids and maybe a Swiss bank account. Excuse me while I try to appear shocked by the news that a guy who looks that creepy could possibly have a dark secret like that.
- In this week-ish's edition of "Celebrities,They're Just Like Us!" I bring you January Jones doing the classic walk of shame the morning after the GQ Magazine Oceana World Oceans Day party. I thought that if I got to a point where I had a critically acclaimed cable drama, I could have "my people" deliver me clean clothes in that situation. I have just realized that is not the case. Fame is not all it's cracked up to be.
After the jump, Lilo blows, Zach Morris is single again, who's having the worst month ever? and more...