- Let's start this off the right way, I am not into false advertising so here is our first story about girls wearing nothing... cuz paint doesn't count. The two less-famous Kardashians got together with some unknown employees and painted themselves to promote Dash in Miami. This is kinda like when Abercrombie uses naked dudes to sell jeans. Somehow it makes sense.
- Last week-ish, mycomedyheroandsuperfunnylady, Tina Fey hosted Saturday Night Live and despite some missteps (9-inch hooker) I thought she was hilarious. Feminists of the world thought otherwise. Apparently they overlooked the whole $3000 ham napkin, poison her ex-boyfriend, stay with a dude who steals from her cuz he's there, consider being lesbian cuz it's easier things but Brownie Husband?! Nope, baked good have crossed the line, that is where she has gone too far!
- Nicholas Cage did one of the more Nicolas Cagey things in recent memory by buying a pyramid. Yes, a whoooooole pyramid. And like the ancient royals before him, he will use it to hold his corpse. I always said he was the Pharaoh of our time.
- The thing to do this week-ish was the release of the "natural photo"... Britney Spears did it with her latest swimsuit pics. Women of the world all wished they could have their own airbrusher. We missed the point (photos with my brilliant analyzation after the jump).
Also after the jump, Eclipse news, bad haircuts, the Jersey Shore contract you probably shouldn't be seeing and more nakedness, cuz that is what the gossip gods gave us this week...