*In 2010, John sohoticannotevenstandit Mayer is vowing to "hunker down" and do his thing. John, I love to hunker and my middle name is thing. Call me.
*Sadly, 2009 proves to be a rough year for people who were hoping to stay alive in Hollywood as actress Brittany Murphy was found dead on Sunday afternoon; early reports say she suffered from cardiac arrest at the young age of 32. This is really quite tragic so in her memory I will be watching Clueless as many times as possible this week. Not because I still think that movie is awesome, but in memory of a lost soul. I also still think that movie is awesome.
*Thousands of girls just threw their stupid purity rings out the windows of their moms' Dodge Caravans (I may or may not be one of those girls…kidding…maybe…shut up) this weekend, when they found out that Kevin Jonas has lost his v-card and is now a married, sex-having, manly man. Congrats Kevin… don't Tiger-up this marriage. K?
*Speaking of Tiger, people are still talking about that.
After the jump, 30 Rock's Kidney Now song is more relevant than ever; Courtney Love is picking on her own daughter via Facebook; a Gossip Girl in lace and not much else and some Top Chef gossip…
This article appears in Dec 16-22, 2009.