It Happened This Week-ish: Lady Gaga's tumble, Jason Bateman line-cuts for an iPhone, Abercrombie's naked co-eds are back, The Black Eyed Peas are here to stay and more..

By Amanda Allwood on Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 6:34 am

Despite internet rumors, Will.i.am claims that the Black Eyed Peas "are never breaking up." Awesome, way to curse your band-group Willy... now we will NEVER hear the Black Eyed Peas' next smash hit "Bam Bam Wow."**

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•Tampa area native, Playboy playmate and former GF of The Heff, Karissa Shannon (pictured left), supports the USA but does not believe in pants. Can you spell attention whore? Karissa probably cannot.

•Women all over the world who love a good puffy shirt and impromptu swordfight are busting out the chocolate ice cream tubs this week, as Orlando Bloom is now betrothed to Miranda Kerr.

•Abercrombie & Fitch stopped producing its controversial "catalog" in 2003 (I seriously had no idea as I believe that was the last year I actually bought anything there, which may or may not be related, hmmm) but luckily, those crazy naked kids are backatit again and the sexiness will hit shelves in July. Finally, coffeetable porn is no longer limited to Victoria's Secret.

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Come back Wednesday afternoon for Creative Loafing's The Twilight Saga: Eclipse review/podcast/hilariousness!

*Bad joke? I know, shut up.

**The jokes keep getting worse, I understand if you want to stop reading, I kind of want to stop writing.

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Lady Gaga took a dive at Heathrow airport thanks to her tranny-boots and in my opinion, her feud with Jerry Seinfeld. You don't mess with Seinfeld, he is more powerful than the Black Crusaders, I read that on the interwebs.

If there is one thing we have learned from the iPhone launch, it is that hell hath no fury like a bunch of nerds in line for the newest piece of technology. Jason Bateman experienced said dweeb-wrath when he cut in line at an Apple Store in LA this week. They tried to call the authorites to tell on him but no one could get reception through AT&T.*

Danielle Staub's doctor explained recently that the Jersey Housewife's implants were "hard, cold and deformed" before her latest plastic surgery. The same could be said for her as a person, but there is nothing silicon can do to fix that.