- I love a good Lindsay Lohan story, specifically one in which she gets punched by a waitress, on her birthday AND THEN runs into that waitress again at the next club. Know what I love even more than our precious Lilo getting punched in the face? Courtroom tearfests courtesy of a judge actually requiring her to abide by the law or serve prison time *gasp* like a commoner!! The horror of it all! Good luck in the slammer, Lindsay, that waitress was just toughening you up for some real prison-style cafeteria punches.
- Much like Menudo, Spiderman has an age limit, and Tobey Maguire's geriatric 36 years have pushed him past the limit. British cutie-pie, Andrew Garfield (adorbs name, I know) will be tagging in as Peter Parker in the fourth installment of the Spidey saga. I'd scale walls with him anytime.
- US Weekly, my favorite source for the most exciting headlines and incredibly in-depth and probing journalism, has asked the riveting question: What's in a Name? Nicole Kidman's Daughter, Sunday Rose. The article is long and boring. The answer is simple, Emo Band Name Generator.
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