It Happened this Week-ish: Pregnant Angels, more drama from The Hills cast, Twilight bitchiness, Adam Lambert loses to Babs and more

*More problems for Jon and Kate as Jon "Still a Douche" Gosselin has been accused of stealing $200,000 from their joint checking account. I just stopped feeling bad for either of them because they have $200,000 to withdraw from a checking account. I could buy like at least 10 of my car with that kind of cash. Does anyone wanna have eight kids with me?


*Gunther from Friends is the reputable source behind rumors that the show will soon be made into a movie and the entire cast is in. I have no idea what the press is all up in arms about on this one. Sure, he wasn't technically one of the Friends and sure, he hasn't actually worked since the show went off the air and ok, maybe he is just looking for someone to pay attention to him... does that really make him unreliable?!


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*The sparkly, fabulous beautiful piece of filet mignon that is Adam Lambert is holding strong at number 2 on Amazon.com this week, even though his album isn't even released until late November. Who beat him out? The legendary Barbra Streisand. So basically the only people who buy music anymore are the gays and a select group of girls who would give their right boob to make out with a man in eyeliner. Note: Album artwork to the right may or may not be actual artwork.

*Not one, not two, but a total of four Victoria's Secret Angels are preggers. The makeup artists at the next runway show should probably start stocking up on Dermablend ASAP; those stretch marks are not going to cover themselves.

*Kristin Cavallari of The Hills/Laguna Beach told Ryan Seacrest that John Mayer has asked her out, but she "didn't need to be a notch on his belt." Because Kristin is definitely a classy lady, I can see why she wouldn't want to be in the same company as some unsuccessful ho-bag like Jennifer Aniston.

*Also in news from the set of The Hills, Spencer Pratt is not having sex with Heidi because he is afraid she will go off birth control without telling him. Now that is a relationship built on love, trust and communication if I have ever seen one.

*Kristen Stewart, aka the lucky girl who gets bitten by Edward Cullen, is not pleased with the fame she is experiencing. Which makes sense, because I mean, c'mon, it's not like she went to any auditions and tried to become an actress and be in huge movies that would make her a shit-ton of cash. She is just an innocent victim.

After the jump: Jon Gosselin, A Friends Movie and Adam Lambert's new album...

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