*Headline of the week, thanks to US Weekly: Heidi Montag: I Like My New Chin Best. I want to preface this by saying, I'm not even into boobs, like at all, but I can tell you right now, no one is looking at your chin, Heidi.

*Did you hear that thing about how John Mayer is a racist and told the whole world that Jessica Simpson is the chemical weapon of sexytime? No? Understandable because it was pretty under-the-radar, as far as news stories go. It happened this week-ish, though, so I guess I should mention it. He apologized at a concert, so we are all cool now, right? Let's go back to hating Jon Gosselin like true Americans.

*My hero and brunette doppelganger, Tina Fey, is Vogue-ing it up this month but my insane jealousy of her has just dampened a bit. She's donning a pair of Mickey Mouse ears for the photo shoot. Really Tina, really? This feels more like a Liz Lemon bit than a legit, Tina move. Or just some sort of creepy fetish piece about guys who get turned on by cartoon mice. Ew.

*In a related story, click here for your belated Valentine's Day wish from yours truly, nerds.

After the jump, RPatz and a naked lady (pics NSFW), Megan Fox in very little Armani and goodbye music, you will be missed….

This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2010.