*Patrick Swayze was the next victim of Death's War on Hollywood 2009 Edition. This makes me sad because this one time I swam in the lake where they shot Dirty Dancing. So yeah, basically he was like a father to me and I am awaiting my flowers and sympathy cards. Sidenote: I like daisies.
*Jessica Simpson has lost the battle against the coyotes while searching for her poor little puppy, Daisy. You may remember Daisy from her supporting role in MTV's Newlyweds, which also suffered a tragic death far too early in life. A sign of things to come for poor Daisy? Maybe…maybe.
*Avril Lavigne, (remember her, she had that hit like eight years ago and wears a tie with everything and cusses on the red carpet cuz she's super bad-ass punk?) and husband Deryck Whibley (remember him, he was in that band and they had that hit like eight years ago and there were a bunch of kids skateboarding and he wears Dickies everything and cusses on the red carpet cuz he's a super bad-ass punk?) have decided to split. Shocking that it didn't work out, they both seem so mature and content in their own unique identities.
*Kate Gosselin found mousse and the scrunching technique popularized in 1990. Does anyone care? At all? Hands? Ok, no one. Moving on.
After the jump, The Emmys, Zooey and Ben get married and Audrina Patridge does chores topless…
This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2000.