It's back to jail for LiLo: While Lindsay Lohan parties at Cannes, judge issues an arrest warrant

passport had been "stolen." I guess you can't blame the girl for a lack of creative excuses. All I have to say to LiLo is maybe you should just stay in Cannes a little longer and wait for your missing passport to turn up -- who wouldn't like to spend their last week of freedom in France soaking up the sun with the most famous and fabulous people? Good luck Lindsay, maybe this time you can get your shit together ... maybe.

Lindsay Lohan is pretty much famous for being an idiot, but this time she seems to have outdone herself. Apparently she didn't get enough of jail in 2007 when she spent a whole 84 minutes in there. A judge issued an arrest warrant and set bail at $100,000 because Ms. Lohan failed to show up to her progress review hearing today. You would think someone would at least try to make it to court if the possibility of jail time was lingering. But we can always count on Lindsay to fall just below what any normal human would do.

After spending the week at the Cannes Film Festival she planned to fly back yesterday only to find her

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