Project Runway Recap: If Models Ruled the World

This week on Project Runway, the models are calling the shots. Shameless ploy to get us to watch Models of the Runway? Yes. Am I watching Models of the Runway? Yes. Mission accomplished, Lifetime, you have sucked me in.

I love that the models have all these grand ideas but a little part of me, okay, the majority of me, thinks they have absolutely no idea what on earth they are talking about. Example: Shirin's girl wants a royal blue satin jumpsuit with gold rope accents.

Let me repeat that slowly and in caps:

A

ROYAL BLUE

SATIN

JUMPSUIT

WITH

GOLD ROPE

ACCENTS

Apparently she is confusing Shirin for her mother sewing a Halloween costume, or the challenge for "Who can look closest to a dominatrix Superwoman?"