Purple Labs introduces weight loss lip gloss

New lipgloss boasts weight loss ingredient Hoodia, a South African appetite suppressant.

Huge Lips, Skinny Hips plumping lipgloss is the debut product from Purple Lab.  Available in 6 fiendish colors including "No Panty Lines" and "Kitty Poledancer," HLSH has added vitamin B6 for some increased circulation and lip-plumping action.

With the unceremonious death of its discontinued predecessor, Too Faced Cosmetics' "Fuze Slenderize" appetite-curbing, energy-boosting gloss, I don't expect this product to have legs, thin or fat.

Huge Lips, Skinny Hips' competitor EAER (Exercise and Eat Right)'s withering stock took it's worst dive in 25 years this week.  Where are you when we need you Richard Simmons?

MAVEN MUNCH! Have some...

Women ingest up to 6 pounds of lipstick/gloss in their lifetimes, so it kinda makes sense to go organic. Stick with natural lip products made with fruit pigments.

Insider's Pick: 100% Pure Fruit Pigmented Lip Glosses. $13.

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