Isabella Rossellini, famous model, actress, filmmaker, daughter of Ingrid Bergman and Italian director Roberto Rossellini, has embarked on a new project: Green Porno. Rossellini is responsible for a series of two minute films for the Sundance Channel that look at sex through a surrealist's lens. These videos are the creative love child of a massive acid-fueled orgy between Sesame Street, Sex-ed films, the Discovery Channel, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and Salvador Dali's films. While all the information is accurate, Rossellini delivers her lines as if revisiting her role in David Lynch's Blue Velvet, in which she ran around naked spouting such classic lines as, "He put his disease in me." In this video she discusses the architectural masterpiece that is her vagina, which, as she explains, is "species specific so [she is] not screwed by a bear."
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