2. Too Much Of A Bad Thing
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Which is more humiliating: the sweaters, the hair or the smiles? (Censor bars in this and subsequent photos added to shield sweater-wearers from public shaming.)
3. Why Cats Are Offensive
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What's worse than a holiday sweater with cats? A holiday turtleneck sweater with cats.
4. Pimpin' Santa
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It is impossible to look cool with Santa glued to your chest. Especially if you accessorize with a candy-striped scarf.
5. Vestal Virgin #1
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No Christmas eyesore is complete without an accompanying vest.
6. Vestal Virgin #2
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Nothing says “I’ve never had sex before” better than a vest adorned with poinsettias.
7. Twin set
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At least they've got each other.
8. Hats off!
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Why does the woman at left look so sad? Because she didn't remember to wear her "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt.
9. OMG, Tannenbaum!
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This is what you wear when sex is no longer a priority.
10. Can This Marriage Be Saved?
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NOooooooooooo.................................................!
11. Drop-Dead Pugly
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This pug thought he’d been adopted by a loving family.
12. Santa Baby?
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Or Santa Paws?
13. We Wish You a Merry Midriff
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Someone appears to have gotten even fuller of himself.
14. Tag-Team Terror
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How to scare your friends away at holiday parties.
15. Rudolph 3-D
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Requires flashing lights and a beep to turn corners.
16. Fat Santa
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Like a bowlful of jelly. Not.
CONCLUSION
Save yourself from humiliation: Burn all your holiday sweaters.
Or better yet, sell them on eBay. The going rate these days is between $12 and $16 bucks a pop, and you'd be in good company — there are more than 20,000 ugly Christmas sweaters for sale there now — so make sure yours is extra ugly.
Images from:
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/assets_c/2009/12/ugly-snowman-christmas-sweater-thumb-350x448.jpg
http://www.uglychristmassweatersforsale.com (multiple)
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/eastsiders/images/IMG_9427.jpg
http://www.thedailygreen.com (multiple)
http://remoteimages.marymaxim.com/sites/us/production/images/item/2800Rxl.jpg
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