2. Too Much Of A Bad Thing
Which is more humiliating: the sweaters, the hair or the smiles? (Censor bars in this and subsequent photos added to shield sweater-wearers from public shaming.)
3. Why Cats Are Offensive
What's worse than a holiday sweater with cats? A holiday turtleneck sweater with cats.
4. Pimpin' Santa
It is impossible to look cool with Santa glued to your chest. Especially if you accessorize with a candy-striped scarf.
5. Vestal Virgin #1
No Christmas eyesore is complete without an accompanying vest.
6. Vestal Virgin #2
Nothing says Ive never had sex before better than a vest adorned with poinsettias.
7. Twin set
At least they've got each other.
8. Hats off!
Why does the woman at left look so sad? Because she didn't remember to wear her "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt.
9. OMG, Tannenbaum!
This is what you wear when sex is no longer a priority.
10. Can This Marriage Be Saved?
11. Drop-Dead Pugly
This pug thought hed been adopted by a loving family.
12. Santa Baby?
Or Santa Paws?
13. We Wish You a Merry Midriff
Someone appears to have gotten even fuller of himself.
14. Tag-Team Terror
How to scare your friends away at holiday parties.
15. Rudolph 3-D
Requires flashing lights and a beep to turn corners.
16. Fat Santa
Like a bowlful of jelly. Not.
Save yourself from humiliation: Burn all your holiday sweaters.
Or better yet, sell them on eBay. The going rate these days is between $12 and $16 bucks a pop, and you'd be in good company there are more than 20,000 ugly Christmas sweaters for sale there now so make sure yours is extra ugly.