The Rabid Book Review: suck it, wonder woman! by TV and Playboy's Olivia Munn (click to win a HOT Olivia Munn Poster!)

suck it, wonder woman! is a collection of essays written by sexy TV host Olivia Munn and Mac Montandon, addressing a wild array of topics including the playground at kindergarten, the importance of Star Wars philosophy, and sexual improvement techniques aimed at Cosmo. This humorous tome jumps around more than a kangaroo on a trampoline, but it works.

[image-1] suck it isn't a difficult read. It's swift and compact; the 250 plus pages will fly by like and X-Wing chasing a drunken Tie Fighter pilot.

Some soon to be classic chapter headings include:

--I Did it All For the Love of Pie

--"Masturbatory" is Not Always a Metaphor in Hollywood

--Why I'd Rather Date a Geek


--Boys Can Be Really Great--And Also Really F'ing Annoying

If those don't sell you on Ms. Munn's literary debut, I'm not sure what will.

At the center of this collection of tales and anecdotes is a very human narrator. It's easy to think celebrities have it made; they're famous after all! What problems could they have. Reading Olivia's life stories involving her first boyfriend, and how lack of communication with him almost bit her (literally), and her cunning plan to get the cool girls to play with her at recess reveal a warm hearted misfit. You'll realize you identify with her more than you thought.

Although not likely to win a Pulitzer, suck it, wonder woman! is a fun, quick, entertaining and heartfelt read. If you're the type of reader who'd be turned off by the title, or it's author, then you won't enjoy this. However, if you're a fan of Olivia Munn, or a nerd/geek/INFECTED who likes a laugh or two with a side dose of heart, pick it up.

If you're a fan of this pie loving goddess, head over to Rabid Nick's Facebook Fan Page and become a fan. Every fan has a chance to win an amazing poster of Olivia Munn, exclusively made for her autobiography! Just tell him why you think nerds do it best. The most creative answer wins!

"Yoda is too much of a p*ssy to restrict breathing...Yoda, sweetie, baby, love ya, but you're not actually considered a badass."

With that I knew I was totally sucked into suck it, wonder woman!, the new autobiography by Playboy cover-girl and G4 Tv's resident geek, Olivia Munn. When one of the prettiest ladies of Hollywood puts out a book, it's going to raise certain questions about necessity. Does the Hollywood Hottie have anything to say worth reading?

Let's dive into this question like a giant pie.


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