why do you care, and why is Adrianne Curry still famous? I'll answer that with another question. Why the hell is anyone famous? The celebrity phenomenon and gossip are integral components of human culture. We hold up these social superstars, often for trivial reasons, so that we can have a model to collectively praise, lust after, and/or ridicule. We gossip about these stars as a way to define as a culture what is acceptable and unacceptable behavior.
Curry initially became famous for being the first winner of America's Next Top Model. After a few other reality show appearances, she has since cultivated a cult following by marketing what made her famous---her sex appeal. And luckily for Curry, no matter how many nude photos she already has online, the anonymous public will always have an insatiable appetite for more, so long as she maintains her superhero figure.
In honor of Curry's masterful use of Twitter, I've compiled a tribute of her top 15 sexiest twitpics. Considering that I'm a lowly blogger who's success is measured in page views, I don't have time to research the history of each of these tweets, to verify that they were tweeted or even that they are in fact of Curry. But, in all likelihood, you stopped reading long ago and scanned ahead to look at pictures of a celebrity you supposedly don't care about. I'd like to take this moment of anonymity to announce that I have an exceptional penis who has impeccable taste in women, and his interest in Curry is reason enough to justify this post.
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