Why you care about Twitter celebrities: top 15 sexiest Adrianne Curry twitpics (NSFW)

why do you care, and why is Adrianne Curry still famous? I'll answer that with another question. Why the hell is anyone famous? The celebrity phenomenon and gossip are integral components of human culture. We hold up these social superstars, often for trivial reasons, so that we can have a model to collectively praise, lust after, and/or ridicule. We gossip about these stars as a way to define as a culture what is acceptable and unacceptable behavior.


Curry initially became famous for being the first winner of America's Next Top Model. After a few other reality show appearances, she has since cultivated a cult following by marketing what made her famous---her sex appeal. And luckily for Curry, no matter how many nude photos she already has online, the anonymous public will always have an insatiable appetite for more, so long as she maintains her superhero figure.


In honor of Curry's masterful use of Twitter, I've compiled a tribute of her top 15 sexiest twitpics. Considering that I'm a lowly blogger who's success is measured in page views, I don't have time to research the history of each of these tweets, to verify that they were tweeted or even that they are in fact of Curry. But, in all likelihood, you stopped reading long ago and scanned ahead to look at pictures of a celebrity you supposedly don't care about. I'd like to take this moment of anonymity to announce that I have an exceptional penis who has impeccable taste in women, and his interest in Curry is reason enough to justify this post.


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Celebrity bloggers—-by which I mean anonymous geeks who leech off the frivolous fame and misfortune of stars to compensate for their own unimaginative writing—-love to post the latest scandalous photos of stars then ridicule said celebrities for being fame whores. All the while these bloggers rack up huge page-view numbers from readers like you who can't understand why this "story" was posted or why the "celebrity" is still famous.

With that said, here is the latest naked twitpic from notorious twitter-star, Adrianne Curry, featuring her as the centerpiece for nyotaimori, or body sushi. I'll leave the "smells like fish" jokes to other bloggers; my only comment is, "Holy Balls! Do you see her abs? Do you have any idea how hard it is for women to achieve that level of muscle definition?"

Now that the nude photo is out of the way, let's get to the real question:

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