Best Of 2006

Best Morning Muffin (Human): Channel 8’s Denise Moore

Baked flour, sugar and various fruits and nuts are one thing. But the real morning muffin is Denise Moore, the traffic hottie on News Channel 8. There’s nothing like leering at her just as you awake, safe in the knowledge that she’ll protect you from the Howard Frankland Bridge, which is, as always, backed up to Fourth Street N.