Best car salesperson? An oxymoron, you say? Doesnt have to be. Aretta Sevastakis sells at Crown Mercedes with style and panache, combining just the right amounts of feistiness and humor. With Aretta, the car-dealer experience is like hanging out with a friend albeit a friend who just happens to want to sell you an expensive German automobile. Please understand no one at Creative Loafing has actually bought a Mercedes from Aretta. Didnt seem to have that extra $80K laying around. We happened across her during another story and she really charmed us. Lets just say that we can hope and dream to someday shop for a Mercedes, and when that time comes, well be asking for Ms. Sevastakis. 6001 34th St. N., St. Petersburg, 727-526-3738.